Showing posts with label dental humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dental humor. Show all posts

Saturday

Dentists See Bird of 56 Poet Feats Who Tweets, So Amazing You Must Follow in Flight, Out of Sight!

Dentists, and most Dental providers from labs to consultants who Follow @NicheDental on Twitter will be promoted via Richard The Chwalek's #Retweet Tuesdays and his #FollowFriday/#FF poems.

See How @NicheDental Is Seen By Others In the Business!


Below are little ditties from a poet who should know he doesn't know it done each Friday on Twitter.com/NicheDental.  Plus Richard The Chwalek adds elements like this blog and all its attributes.

Notice how those dentists or dental companies who forward a re-created tweet/retweet also get their tweet feature here, but all have link backs to their twitter accounts/sites no matter what. These will also stay up for time eternal or thereabouts.

(Also See the right sidebar >> where all Tweets and retweets are featured as they are produced.)
1

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312533703823855617

Help yourself to a better future~seek out a #DentalHealth booster!

@EagleCreekDDS @jeffjenkins2 @scottshamblott @LeeDentalCare #FF

•@stcompau


2

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312541006606241792

When restoring your #Smile is the mission~here's the clinician!

@PDC405 @SmilesWestSalem @DrRandolphLais @dentistmartin #FF

•@deniseprichard

3

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312543400706576384

Continue to #DentalCare eschew? For a confident Smile~say adieu!

@BradyDentalCare @NSSugarRiver @hollanddds @drjustinmoody #FF

•@jmichaeldunn

4

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312546763598860289

Every #Smile's a special event. So avoid #DentalHealth descent!

@JurimDental @ADSugarland @EnhanceDentist @1ImplantDentist #FF

•@patientnews


5

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312550033302110210

Much changed in the #Dental space. Your Health should keep pace!

@PutnamDental @MillerDentalArt @DrFortierDDS @AtlantaSmiles #FF

•@NCDentalU


6

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312553375717785600

#Smiles say much of the person inside. What does yours confide?

@DrBriglia @MPerroneDDS @Dental_South_ @HealthySmilesGA #FF

•@dentaltechblog

7

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312556525652701185

A #Smile with a confident air~creates more to share!

@DrWhiteDentist @RochesterDental @IslandDentistry @moacirmoreira #FF

•@beththompsonrdh

8

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312558965554806784

Many benefits #DentalCare produces. So it's time to end the excuses.

@CLTdentist @DrPiotrowskiDDS @Appledentistry @cdcirving #FF

•@DHYGlife

9

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312561122790215680

Let's find #Dentistry common ground. #Tooth loss shouldn't abound!

@OralSurgeonCLT @Bellevuedentist @OralSurgeryDFW @NSPaseo #FF

•@MedMarkAZ


10

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312567017012084738

Why avoid dental care? Yes~time's money~but to make natural teeth rare?

@GreenwoodDDS @RizviDDS @BehnerDental @TRTippins #FF

•@Dental_Matters

11

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312568131568672769

Where go if in #Toothache dispair? It's virtually right there>

@ModernEndoCare @drshawnkeller @stilesdentistry @AllBriteDental #FF

•@DDS_Dan


12

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312570962652577793

Hope to keep #Teeth past 65? Then no #DentalCare deprive!

@ImplantQuestion @DrNganHuynh @JerryHGlassDDS @WantaghDental #FF

•@FrontierDental_ 

13

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312574476313321472

Can't let FastLane run down our #Smiles. Steer here some miles>

@LittleSmilesCO @AmieDocRock @GrayDental @Dental_South_ #FF

•@PhoenixDentalCo


14

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312580211264851970

If a #Toothache's oppressive~Call the pain relief agressive!

@ADHCNashville @SmilesGreenBay @DentalCareBalt @lasvegasendo #FF

•@JamesDreesen

15

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312583780021972992

Great #Dentistry's the Healthiest kind & virtually easy to find!

@MichaelMasonDDS @DrBriglia @thedentalink @Cisco_research #FF

•@HowardFarran

16

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312591843944714240

When #DentalCare becomes your norm, much #Health it will transform.

@MemorialDDS @ChiFamDental @Dental_Plus @DocGPerea #FF

•@SymmetryDental


17

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312595971454418946

Daily #Flossing's the goal~to stop #GumDisease from taking a toll.

@AStantonDDS @OFallonDentist @AllureDental @KleinheinzDDS #FF

•@ADHADOTORG


18

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312602229850902529

Little we can predict. Yet #DentalHealth will visually depict!

@MyFamilyDental @rossnashdds @JPhilippDentist @BinghamHowarth #FF

•@djklambake


19

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312605934960660482

Like nice #Smiles or none? How about a gorgeous1 set to stun?

@ToothTime @DentistValencia @drmarianna1 @CosmeticDentNYC #FF

•@ImplantPractice

20

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312611090452332544

Canines+All #Teeth Care better! Even Pat the Irish setter;-)

@NPointeDental @MarthaCortesDDS @mf_dentistry @dentistbrisbane #FF

•@brightsquid


21

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312616899877945344

Good #DentalCare's a healthy laughing matter. Twisted rad chatter ;-)

@LostMountainDMD @MonicaLakatos @AIOFS @khandental #FF

•@SocialPractice

22

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312620967136468992

Can #Dentistry boost how you live? Nearly have advice to give>

@DoctorAlison @ShermanOaksNap @DocVladPoly @MtnVwFmlyDental #FF

•@gary_takacs


23

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312630516249677824

Can't put off inevitable. Yet why let #Teeth be early goners regrettable?

@EJacksonDDS @DrTimmermanDMD @DrAngella @JubanDental #FF

•@STRAINE

24

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312633949711118339

Even Steven met the #Smile of his life~said straight away~be my wife!

@orthoworks @ParksOrtho @millerortho @DrPattiPanucci #FF

•@OrthoBancLLC


25

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312636072247062528

Have a #Toothache~hours are days. This way to go aways>

@Tri_City_Endo @EllijayOralHlth @elmendodontics @Florida_Dentist #FF

•@EndoPracticeUS


26


https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312641755398955008


Great to Smile with joy. Keep #Teeth Healthy so can easily deploy!

@CDCare_Social @adcspringfield @drfeins @EnglishDental #FF

•@Dentakeeping


27

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312644949218832384

Change may not be with ease_But think~no worry~#Smile Cheese!

@DrJosephBedich @weisteeth @NikhilPatelDMD @SkylandsDental #FF

•@SmileTree4Kids

28

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312647987090317312

Whitening #Smiles bliss brings~so goes gr8 with wedding rings!

@torradodentist @WM_Dental @ADHealthDDS @dreamsmilemaker #FF

•@PattersonDental


29

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312651234966372352

Improve #DentalHealth today! Virtually 1 thing to entrée>

@SaltLakeDental @DrTanenbaum @GFamilyDentist @Oviedosdentists #FF

•@NDentalAlliance


30

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312652791124463616

#Smile Symmetry~big word for in balance. If in absence>

@orthograham @SugarhouseOrtho @SmileyRileyhi13 @LakevilleOrtho #FF

•@orthopracticeus

31

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312660544500928513

Restore #Teeth after Disease erases. Bring #Smiles to many faces.

@DrGorczyca @FamilyDentistAZ @NasriShwehdy #FF

•@CDA_Dentists @TDAstudents

32

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312661978973888512

Taking on #Teeth diseases. Doing much so #OralHealth increases!

@annmarieolson @DrPKantor @WeAllSmileGburg #FF

•@StanGoffDPR @DrDanSindelar

RETWEET of above

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33

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312665195174580224

Lives made better by Advanced #Care. Offices that no longer scare.

@SherryRJordan @ADHCNashville @DrJosephMoussa1 #FF

•@EcoDentistry @eDossea

34

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312666963316965376

Pleasant environments. #Smile enhancing intents!

@drgrahamdds @DrPasquier @sazperiodontics @Morningside_DC #FF

•@1800DENTIST4DDS @DCMCDental


35

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312668331054338048

Great way to spread wealth? By improving our #DentalHealth!

@therightsmile @SimiDentalCare @LIPedDentistry #FF

•@BrasselerUSA @Sunset_Dental

36

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312673410692030464

Good DentalCare's vital. #SmileWhitening's like winning Idol!

@PentinoDental @optimaldental @Thomas_Bishara @DentistRSVL #FF

•@GetPatientsINC


37

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312679173028196352

When a #Smile's seen~we Smile back. Not you~then follow this track>

@CoastDental @DrBriglia @GreenAppleDMD @DileyRidgeDent #FF

•@thedentalcfo

38

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312682035997208576

Restored #Smile feels like? Rolled a 12th in a row strike!

@kakarisdentist @MarchbanksDDS @mikeperpich @NCalcaterraDDS #FF

•@GSChildrensHosp

39

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312686062889750528

DentalCare's a homerun game. #SmileMakeover is what all exclaim!

@JamesNelsonDDS @smilesabq @EverettDentist @DentistSpokane #FF

•@800response


40

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312687745216692224

Like what you see in your #Smile? No. So enhance its style!

@VincentGuidoDDS @DavidMugfordDMD @WCDentalArt @SmileOconomowoc #FF

•@AllianceADA


41

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312688644500647936

Make #DentalHealth a priority. Have a life with more vitality! @VibrntDentistry

@BlackwellDental @LilyaDDS @WalterScottDDS #FF

•@2thsleuth


42

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312689334530756608

Getting the #DentalCare you need? If not~simply follow my lead >

@BurkhartDent @NorwoodParkPeri @NDSpecialists @MannDental #FF

•@JandBDental

43

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312692768063504385

Need a #DentalImplant? These #Dentists will consult~I do grant.

@YourBocaDentist @DentistBobSorin @drjoelandry @DrDPlanoDentist #FF

•@theTDA


44

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312694689100857346

Fear of visiting #Dentist still? No pressure~but hope soon will.

@thepearlywhites @DrBriglia @KKirtlandDDS @londonoralcare #FF

•@sm4dentists

45

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312697171227070466

A Great #Smile's exciting!* *NOTE~some poems may need rewriting.

@LivoniaDentist @drsethhorn @SunriseDentists @iSmileNYC #FF

•@sarrell_dental



46

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312699012602019841

When #Smile do you cover your face? Uncovered habit replace!

@OlatheDentist @Healthy_Smile @SmileDesignUtah @PreetBhogalUK #FF

•@CBActuaries


47

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312703459285663745

If #DentalCare is the base~#CosmeticDentistry is the guitar's case.

@QuietDental @FamilyTreeATX @ArtisticDPHX @sandiegodentist #FF

•@DentalVA


48

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312708194327728129

If #Toothache's a carrot~#DentalCare less is a no apples ate demerit!

@VitaleDMD @KSchneiderDDS @ChickashaDDS @AlmasriDDS #FF

•@HScheinDental

49

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312709659981119488

If #Teeth were only for a bunny~I'd never be rhyming so funny!

@SmilesWestSalem @GarySigafoos @Special_Dental @Designersmi #FF

•@PaulByfleet


50

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312713616111570944

If #SmileWhitening's icing on cake~Checkups are oven timers to bake.

@DesertDentist @DrWindmiller @DrDenemark @DoctorUff #FF

•@SpearEducation

51

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312717640059715584

Poetry mishandled by amateur rank~may give #Dentist reason2bird Acct yank.

@StevenWeissDDS @RiversideOS @DrStuartFroum #FF

•@BrightDentalCPA


52

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312720297897889792

Finding #Dentists should be easier. How much~can't be any clearer>

@DrLisaJacob @MikeMaloneDDS @EmergencDentist @DrBriglia #FF

•@MPaulsort78


53

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312721949434474496

If #GumDisease's a green thumb~#Flossing is how weeds succumb!

@KKirtlandDDS @StPeteDentists @DrGregPyleDDS @thedentalink #FF

•@towniemeeting

54

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312723613763641344

If #RootCanal's to dread~#ToothSaving's reality instead!

@FriendlyDental @DavidEdelsonDMD @DrCallanWhite @DeanDietrichDMD #FF

•@ReneeKnight1


55

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312724680001855489

If #Dentist Visit to fear~Why great JOY when new #Smiles appear?

@NormanGraulich @SethAtkinsDDS @DrKenBakerDDS #FF

•@usmanq76 @CopiesAndPrint

56

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/312726156275224576

If #GumDisease grapevine~#Checkups avoid the no teeth whine.

@DrWhiteDentist @SherryKazerooni #FF

•@AADOMRocks @DrGstoothpix @EppleFinancial

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By this Dental Marketing Connective Communication© Consultant...


Richard The Chwalek
NicheDental.com

  • Call 1+888.380.0020 and schedule a consultation with my Co-consultant Oli Gonsalves.


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Dental Marketing Consultant Rails On and On and Yawn, Yet the Fun is Somewhere Insight

What is going on? I have just entered the virtual sphere for the first time today.

Never been off online, oft misaligned, or offend aligned for more than 9 hours, and am having withdrawals. Wide drawers. Width drawls.

Virtually the right, write, Wright County words have left me is what I'm saying, typing, texting...

See what I mean? Mean what I say? Know what I no, yes what I jest?

;-) 

Find out more about this virtual drought, devout or doubt:
http://pinterest.com/nichedental/a-dental-marketing-consultant-humor-rised/

Google Plussed It

Facebooked It


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By this Dental Marketing Connective Communication© Consultant...


Richard Chwalek
NicheDental.com

  • Call 1+888.380.0020 and schedule a consultation with my Co-consultant Oli Gonsalves.


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Monday

Brake Trancing the Rhyme Time Cycle of Recycle Through A Dental Social Media Theory, Built On Cryptic Witticisms Beyond The Paleontology.

There is nothing around here to actually cheer me, but what's virtually a straw chair very man or somewhere in the realm of a pit in the my teeth seemingly cheery.


Yet more likely here ye! It'll be writing into what causes much windy and weary, but please, kindly accept my Social Media Dental Marketing theory.


Dentists, Sweeping Changes Coming to Niche Dental!

Join the march toward total virtual dominion of the Social Media Marketing Sphere of Influent English Languishing Majorly Definitive Deficits Funded By Slush Pun Ditties of Does and Doozy Mentions, Tweets and Notes.

Dentists Must Sign Up To Participate: 

To get more SIGN UP info, email me Online@nichedental.com
> In email subject headline: Social Media Sign Up Questions


Then See your Links In Brights Blue or other Hue Lights Many times Per Week!

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Tweet That Began This Latest So Swell Feat

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/278156801743151106

What #FollowFriday is @NicheDental: #Rhyming Frivolity #Smiles Fabulous #SocialMedia Fantastic!

http://www.squidoo.com/niche-dental-social-media-marketing#module163902960

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Three other examples of where I will be posting 'member' dentist links in the future...

Facebook.com

Plus.Google.com

Linked In

Name Link Brights Like This:

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To get more SIGN UP info, email me Online@nichedental.com
> In email subject headline: Social Media Sign Up Questions

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By this Dental Marketing Connective Communication© Consultant...


Richard Chwalek
NicheDental.com


Also on Squidoo
  • Call 1+888.380.0020 and schedule a consultation with my Co-consultant Oli Gonsalves.


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Wednesday

Time To Swallow Grate Bird Song to Follow, Dentists Retweet Tuesday @NicheDental Twitter!

Follow Twitter.com/NicheDental to get each and all a maize zinger benefits. Many dentists may say, bennie-ill-twits, but I refuse to follow the crowd of following followers.



Instead I lead in following other followers first, on Twitter, where dentists should follow me, too. Since my sense of pride's wider, thicker, heavier set in its ways than mere follower followers who don't assume the position of rightful err apparent as I do on many occasion, I ask you to be different as I am.

Ever notice how people like me think as-lichen. Don't merely be following followers, follow the leader of following followers! @NicheDental as different as differing followers are different that other followers like themselves... This could go on for a lot longer but I think you follow me now, right?

Take what you will from this exacting bit of information bloat I have floated here. Dingy longing may never have been your intention, but inflation of contextual meaning has always been my banal lonely* invention.

It often seams like a constant thread with me, but threading the needling of pun meant's been very trying & error, varying error in trying & trying to vaguely error again, until I now have error variation down to a timely trying psychological annoyance.

This Monday morning's trial & tribulation was conceiving a weaving, shucking, conniving and husking umpteen a maize zingers, 102 characters (with link, wink, nod and standard intro) assimilation into a dense narrative assassination.

Some days it works; sum days adds up to:

Tweet Link
https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/267980018888609793

Tweet Text

http://NicheDental.com Morning Meme-o:) Nothing knew today~It's a-wry season. No illegibility efforts~is the new~must-now lesson. Know reason.

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Google Glee Eyed Pale Wide Slide to virtual Naugahyde
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I have Facebook Zucker Birded you into discovering this missing link of lifeless and limp humor.

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LinkedIn, LinkedUp and around LinkedHere...

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Bird Ninged here too, just one Ning was affected, flight from here is still possible!

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Unique Dental Social Media, for Dentists, and Dentistry Industry.

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*Misspelled 'banal lonely' is the word 'baloney' or Grease is the word baloney... depending on your ruse a call back knowledge, or musical knowings...
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Writing Reduced, Status Produced and Issues Induced

By this Dental Marketing Connective Communication© Consultant...

Richard Chwalek
NicheDental.com

Dentists, For More on My Unique Social Media Programor...
  • Contact me via Online@nichedental.com or...
  • Call 1+888.380.0020 and schedule a consultation with my Co-consultant Oli Gonsalves.


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Thursday

Dental Social Media, Mark Twain, Middle Age Lapses, Deep See Missing: Have In Comma?

Looks like I did better on the NicheDental.com Morning Meme-o:) compared to last night's Pic of Day. Possibly jumped the gun on the meaning I was trying to get across.


Regretfully (halfheartedly) I sometimes have the complete idea in my head, and leave out too much context for anyone to get the entire sense of what I meant, even though it seems like enough from what I know.

Unfortunately (inertlyit's too scary for people to know what I know or in the way I know, so giving complete context has never been sanctioned by my brain sensors. The synapses of middle-age lapses restrict a lot of the waves that those gray to dark matter thoughts might make in the general population.

Therefore, I suggest considering having a swimming who-knows-what-the-heck-he-just-meant-to-say buddy with you at all times in this high boots of twit-ter seesawing environment. It is always rough, whether or not, you get it in these sees something most people don't region of, OMG-shun-him terror able stories. Cause by large swells of over confidence and reeks of see something in the weeds no one else can fathom.

Mark Twain! I say, Mark Twain!

It's getting deep and dense in this high tide low brow humor area, awry he went a river of rapidly deteriorating sentiments, and muddled commentary, watered down unintelligibly.

So read this tweet...
and let seep in a scientifically sensible pool lesson.

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/266537424044314626
  • NicheDental.com Morning Meme-o:)
  • Sun revolves around the earth. World is flat. Pluto is a planet...
  • Science miscued by insight unseen.
Tweets are the sole responsibility
of someone who has a responsible soul...

and plausibly also:

Richard Chwalek 
of Niche Dental Marketing Consulting for Dentists
-- above is the Socially Irrepressible Media portion of his work,
here is the 'more' serious portion...
http://www.NicheDental.com

More about Social media for dentists, dental industry. And What That Image Above is all about.

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Richard Chwalek

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