The Bridge Over The River Know Why Everyone Isn't Reachable?

We never "reach" everyone. Why is that?

Well that's too complicated a question to answer here.

Therefore, I will ask another question: why are there 10 hotdogs in a pack and 8 hotdog buns in a bag?

Actually, didn't they fixed that snafu?

Unfortunately, I cannot answer those last two questions either.

Your patience may now be wearing thin with me, and/or m
y style of writing.

But why would that be?

That question is possibly answerable here.

In truth I don't know, except some surmise it may have to do with your inadequacy at seeing patterns evolve.

Why's that?

I have no answer for you right now.

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Sincerely,

RTC

Having Fun On LinkedIN: Trekkies Vs Jedi Knights

Today, I've set a goal to do a post here at least every other day. Most posts will be longer than the previous sentence, and more interesting than these first two. You have my words.

While this goal was suggested by my personal Jedi Master, I've since lost respect for him after I caught him watching Star Trek! The Rebel Alliance is a sworn of the Trekkies.

Yes, we love Gene Roddenberry; but real men like me must have an adversary, and knowing that almost anyone with even half a wit can subdue a Trekkie, I've joined the Rebels.

 Trekkies, if you think you can take on just any half a wit, try me!

Text Above First Posted on LinkedIn

NOTE: Actually I have not been accepted into the Jedi Knight's Training Program (JKTP). However, it's only a matter of time before they reconsider their last 20 rejection letter I've received from them.

Working Out The Boredom Through The Creative Destruction Process

A short little ditty that fit within LinkedIn character total:

Working on various other projects; that's why I haven't done many updates here for awhile. So I may be out of the loop, but at least I'm not down. Or I'm down, and not out, or I just started with the wrong platitude, and have turned this post into something unintelligible.

That is the question, we should all ask ourselves: to be or not to be unintelligibly down and/or out? Roger that! Over and out, or Dawn and out. But now who the HECK is Dawn?!! That's a (bunch of) rap sheet.

Good day,

RTC

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KNOW MORE TEETH! Entertaining Tweets for Dentists and Consumers

KNOW MORE TEETH! A small world? Like a sock…#teeth get lost. Once teeth leave the mouth… even in a small world… it's hard to find them.

— Richard The Chwalek (@nichedental) May 12, 2014

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Another 600 Caricature Adaptation Via My LinkedIn Factory of Business Spin

"A business owners' job is never done!"

Does that mean a biz owner is "done in" by never? I suggest we rephrase the concept to avoid this end or "in" as it were or will be or has been…

A biz owners' job is always around–so he/she gets surrounded by work–& sooner or later done in by it! Shoot! That doesn't work either…

A biz owners' job is a circular firing squad–once she/he gets her/his sights set on it–work expands exponentially & does she/he in anyway. Progress! "Does" is present tense rather than past tense.

But we're still in passed away, all pooped out tents–still a negative result… RTC

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What you see above is a 600 character long written aid (or raving tirade) for solving all your business issues, plus a couple extra 'paragraph returns' and minus the solving part.

I also do "serious" work, but just not in this space.

Richard The Chwalek
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How To Get The Creative Mind Going Again

I wrote this piece today to actually get my mind filled up again or unplugged of goo after much writing already had drained or clogged my creativity sparking and mental piping system.

• Sometimes the brain freezes up, and my train of thought goes south or maybe east.

• There is nothing left to say, write, post or tweet: on these days, I am at my least.

• It's not really famine or feast, it's more like I conjure up a beast.

• This state of mind hacker hyena I'd like released. It's like I've raised a zombie brain deceased.

• Could I get it exorcised by a priest?

• I need my mental wheels somehow now greased!

• Maybe it works to get my vocabulary increased?

• No, I've figured it out: rhyming is this dearth-of-ideas-doughy-mind's yeast!

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The Know Gap, Not The Pants, But Knowing Why One Pants

It's amazing how little I know, especially by now.

I figured by a half century, plus a year of life I would have it all down, no prob! Yet I'm here, not there, in that coveted total know zone.

But, today I've recommitted myself to using the next half century to overcome my deficits, conquering my knowledge gap. Of course, you'll tell me it can't be done.

Yet, you're merely a pessimist without a sense of how great things are achieved. Peasant!

I've 2 simple requests before I reinstitute my high & mighty spirited quest...

And actually, I only need one of them fulfilled:

• Put an end to the knowledge increase meant-well industry!

or

• By 2062 I need someone to implant THE complete knowledge chip in my brain!

That said, if I am in the TOTAL KNOW ZONE, I will have created that chip to implant in myself. Yet, will I need a chip once I have TOTAL KNOW? 

Thankfully, when I have TOTAL KNOW, I will be able to answer that question. It's amazing how potentially KNOW LEGIBLE I will be, isn't it?!

This is Richard The Chwalek singing off key... Signing off with my keyboard...

Chip Chips Cheerios, Cheerio Or Cheer REO Speedwagon!? AHOY Matey! Possibly, as well. 

Finally, Implant THIS!

So I can know what "THIS" is...

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