Unique Dental Social Media Online Advertising For Dentists, Dentistry : November 2012

Wednesday

Time To Swallow Grate Bird Song to Follow, Dentists Retweet Tuesday @NicheDental Twitter!

Follow Twitter.com/NicheDental to get each and all a maize zinger benefits. Many dentists may say, bennie-ill-twits, but I refuse to follow the crowd of following followers.

Postcards Marketing Website in Pic

Instead I lead in following other followers first, on Twitter, where dentists should follow me, too. Since my sense of pride's wider, thicker, heavier set in its ways than mere follower followers who don't assume the position of rightful err apparent as I do on many occasion, I ask you to be different as I am.

Ever notice how people like me think as-lichen. Don't merely be following followers, follow the leader of following followers! @NicheDental as different as differing followers are different that other followers like themselves... This could go on for a lot longer but I think you follow me now, right?

Take what you will from this exacting bit of information bloat I have floated here. Dingy longing may never have been your intention, but inflation of contextual meaning has always been my banal lonely* invention.

It often seams like a constant thread with me, but threading the needling of pun meant's been very trying & error, varying error in trying & trying to vaguely error again, until I now have error variation down to a timely trying psychological annoyance.

This Monday morning's trial & tribulation was conceiving a weaving, shucking, conniving and husking umpteen a maize zingers, 102 characters (with link, wink, nod and standard intro) assimilation into a dense narrative assassination.

Some days it works; sum days adds up to:

Tweet Link
https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/267980018888609793

Tweet Text

http://NicheDental.com Morning Meme-o:) Nothing knew today~It's a-wry season. No illegibility efforts~is the new~must-now lesson. Know reason.

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Google Glee Eyed Pale Wide Slide to virtual Naugahyde
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I have Facebook Zucker Birded you into discovering this missing link of lifeless and limp humor.

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LinkedIn, LinkedUp and around LinkedHere...

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Bird Ninged here too, just one Ning was affected, flight from here is still possible!

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Unique Dental Social Media, for Dentists, and Dentistry Industry.

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*Misspelled 'banal lonely' is the word 'baloney' or Grease is the word baloney... depending on your ruse a call back knowledge, or musical knowings...
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Writing Reduced, Status Produced and Issues Induced

By this Dental Marketing Connective Communication© Consultant...

Richard Chwalek
NicheDental.com

Dentists, For More on My Unique Social Media Programor...

Contact me via Online@nichedental.com or...
Call 1+888.380.0020 and schedule a consultation with my Co-consultant Oli Gonsalves.

Friday

Let Each #FollowFriday Verb, Syllable and Noun be known To All Dentists!

This week got 23 groups of FOUR dentists plus 1 on @NicheDental #FollowFriday. Additionally, went around the horn as well...

Basically, the 'horn route' is getting sent/linked on these Social Media outlets - LinkedIn, Facebook, Google Plus, MerchantCircle.com (see links below) and same story on Ning, and now on Unique Tweak Tweet Blog.

Tweet URL: https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/267037957679099904

23rd & Final #FollowFriday 4 Dentists Fest, somewhat in jest, mostly to expertise attest those who follow with interests in best. #FF4DFest !

Actual final 23rd Tweet URL here: https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/267038755582509056

Nothing in way now. Promise~last sock it to you LaughIn Pow! @SmilesGreenBay @lasvegasendo @ParksOrtho @Florida_Dentist @NorwoodParkPeri #FF

LinkedIn where things are well, linked in... my stuff as well by special dispensation, and on my back end extra, compensation...

Five Fido Mac-Gruff barks, "Facebook it, Darn Yo Yo!"

Not a very nice, squeaky way to end dings, but get your darn hands off my quirky humor pun grates!

Double Google Plussed, Google Plussed

MerchantCircle.com Updates

> Above MC link does not go directly the update, only to site in general

Dentists, Big Deal Dental Social Media time now!

Produced, Induced, Written and Posted by
Richard Chwalek

Morning Meme-oh! TGIF Style, Dentists #FridayFollow Day of the Smile, 1ST To File:

Shaking up the past on this #TGIF with a tune for the aged of all ages. It's today and yesterday all rolled into one. Heard it?

Dentists TGIF #FridayFollow - It's FREE!

My Morning Meme-oh! Tweet is for all the Boss's out there, his fans that is:

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/266896079306510336

Just getting started on #FollowFriday thing for #Dentists. July Saturday night. Discount Shades. My old Jeep. Springsteen. Glory FriDays #FF

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By

Richard Chwalek

Dental Marketing Connective Communication© Consultant

NicheDental.com

Building a Social Media Virtual Empty Pyre Reality Impressions

Buy in to Mad Mess!

Join me on LinkedIn too
http://www.linkedin.com/updates?discuss=&scope=24479152&stype=M&topic=5672673612549607424&type=U&a=lIys&pk

Find me on Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/NicheDental/posts/523037554391534

Plus on the Google
https://plus.google.com/u/0/109998183402679438896/posts/gDFPaaVkSBJ

Pinged in the Ning Thing

Dentists Join #FridayFollow!

Richard Chwalek in pic-tion.

Thursday

Attention, Pressure Released: Twitter Rates FridayFollow @NicheDental, best time a dentist ever had!

While somewhat sad:

for it being the high point for this dentist lad
now being questioned by Twitter debuggers faking names with iPad
mellow, not yellow, fellow followers who investigate any erroneous fad
but I encourage all to be calm, never let things go that way, even a tad
because then I will know your life has gone much too far bad*.

Questionable Feat, Actionable Tweet:
Original Link Location for Friday Follow Tweet Below

#FollowFriday for #Dentist Followers~Coming up...Suspense builds...Sooner than Saturday...More suspense...Bit more> Friday! That's Tomorrow!
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> Posted, written & rewritten by
Richard Chwalek
OR more or less possible an effort by 1 of his aside kicks.
www.NicheDental.com

*Regretfully, my high point in life was when commissioned to do a project as a used bar salesman cad, who's best seller was wicker wine and beer glasses, which constantly leaked on tables and chairs coated in a nauseating neon plaid.

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Richard Chwalek
pixel fated as your viewing stress sir.

Dental Social Media, Mark Twain, Middle Age Lapses, Deep See Missing: Have In Comma?

Looks like I did better on the NicheDental.com Morning Meme-o:) compared to last night's Pic of Day. Possibly jumped the gun on the meaning I was trying to get across.

Regretfully (halfheartedly) I sometimes have the complete idea in my head, and leave out too much context for anyone to get the entire sense of what I meant, even though it seems like enough from what I know.

Unfortunately (inertly) it's too scary for people to know what I know or in the way I know, so giving complete context has never been sanctioned by my brain sensors. The synapses of middle-age lapses restrict a lot of the waves that those gray to dark matter thoughts might make in the general population.

Therefore, I suggest considering having a swimming who-knows-what-the-heck-he-just-meant-to-say buddy with you at all times in this high boots of twit-ter seesawing environment. It is always rough, whether or not, you get it in these sees something most people don't region of, OMG-shun-him terror able stories. Cause by large swells of over confidence and reeks of see something in the weeds no one else can fathom.

Mark Twain! I say, Mark Twain!

It's getting deep and dense in this high tide low brow humor area, awry he went a river of rapidly deteriorating sentiments, and muddled commentary, watered down unintelligibly.

So read this tweet...
and let seep in a scientifically sensible pool lesson.

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/266537424044314626

NicheDental.com Morning Meme-o:)
Sun revolves around the earth. World is flat. Pluto is a planet...
Science miscued by insight unseen.

Tweets are the sole responsibility
of someone who has a responsible soul...

and plausibly also:

Richard Chwalek
of Niche Dental Marketing Consulting for Dentists
-- above is the Socially Irrepressible Media portion of his work,
here is the 'more' serious portion...
http://www.NicheDental.com

More about Social media for dentists, dental industry. And What That Image Above is all about.

Written and Posted by
Richard Chwalek

Also Promoted on:

Unique Social Media Simplified, Multiplied: Marketing for Dentists, Now 9+ Blogs Promoted

For Dental Offices like yours and Dentists like you,

I have developed a simple, unique and powerful way 'for you' to do social media marketing. The price is right, too! $50/Month*

Why would I do all of this, in this way? Because it fits both my expertise in dentistry marketing and my writing personality. Short bursts of creatively and being online to boost the value of dentistry and dental care make my day.

One of the NOW 7 Sites Promoting ALL My Tweets!

Dentists like you get my undivided attention for 10-20 minutes a day, 3 or 4 days a week, and you receive some great promotion, SEO linking to your sites, and create a LARGER community of consumers seeking out your dental services.

BELOW, get examples of how it works and what it costs. Plus I provide some other FREE promotional platforms and other add-ons to make this a fantastic opportunity...

FIRST, There are main four ways I will market your dental office:

#1 On Niche Dental's twitter account, example:

https://twitter.com/nichedental/status/255493058269958144/photo/1

#2 On Niche Dental Facebook:

#3 On YOUR Twitter account, example:

https://twitter.com/DrWhiteDentist/status/253492128875954176

#4 and/or On YOUR facebook account, example:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Center-for-Advanced-Dentistry-PLLC/106574919423656

Another of the Now 7 Websites: For $10 More/Month I will Post "YOUR" Twitter Account on My 6 Blogs

As many as 80+ Twitter tweets, Facebook mentions, Google+ sharing, LinkedIN posts and/or MerchantCircle updates, TOTAL PER month for one LOW price*. Every tweet or mention is unique and includes one link to another of your sites, and a photo is added about 1 out of every 3 tweets or mentions.

I will do all the work--even make the photos (mostly using your dental sites, via screen shots). No monthly input after our first discussion, but you can always make suggestions, etc. via email. However, it requires none of your time, and I can add to what you are doing, and can be an adjunct to your other marketing or used even if you have a marketing group already.

The low price makes it doable for almost any type of situation or dental practice marketing structure. I can even set up your Facebook or Twitter account. That will be an additional cost but only a one time fee.

Basically, dentists can do as much as he/she wants, and just bring me in to fill in the Social Media content gaps you have or add to your content.

We might take a little time developing your personality - into my tweets - but each tweet is mostly saying, "Try us out, this is what we do, we want you to know, etc."

LOW MONTHLY FEE

The cost is $50 per month, and dentists like you get 80+ tweets or mentions*. I will do them on both my accounts (twitter/facebook) and split them up on yours, half left each, or all on one. I can do all of them on my accounts for the same fee as well.

> *Add $75 set up fee, so first payment is $75 plus 1st month $50, total of $125*. There is a 3 month minimum, and the agreement automatically repeats for 3 months every three month anniversary. But if you wish to cancel, I need a 30 day notice before each 3 month anniversary occurs.**

**NOTE: Fees subject to change. And because it is all done by me, I am only accepting about 15 dentist clients worldwide. Dentists like you get an exclusive ZIP code territory. Yes, it may be filled by the time you see this, and the fee may also rise before the list is filled out, but it's simple to find out...

Just email me at online@nichedental.com

--- More added promotion noted below

Sincerely,

Richard Chwalek
NicheDental.com

After the first call of discovery about your practice (up to one hour free during first call) and $25 per half hour after that for any other discussions, consulting, etc.

@NicheDental Tweets will be displayed FOR FREE with program above
--- as they come up at all 6 of the sites below (plus this one for 10!)...

http://www.nichedental.com
http://nichedentistry.blogspot.com
http://dentalpostcardsmarketing.blogspot.com
http://dentalmarketingtips.blogspot.com
http://niche-dental-logos-dentists-branding.blogspot.com
http://online-dentalce-improving-care-smiles.blogspot.com

> EXTRA PROMOTION: I will post a 5 tweets version of your twitter account, on the 5 blogspot.com sites/minimum 12 months, $10/month with program above. $15/month without - with $25 set up fee.

INCREASED REACH BLOGGING: Get your blog entries posted on my two sites: one per month for $15 with program above, $25 without.

-- I can grab from your site, even somewhat rewrite services and whatever else is there to create a blog post of a few hundred words. However, from scratch/new blog article writing is extra.

Permanent Links from all sites above plus http://www.NicheDentalCollaborate.com to your sites, such as your Twitter, Facebook, practice site, blog, directory listing, etc. (up to four) for a $95 one-time payment with Social media program above or $175 if not part of the program.

Written and Posted by
Dick Chwalek